28 7 / 2014

official-maleficent:

So I think I’m gonna hire someone else to do all my flirting for me, because the best I can do is try to be pretty and nearby

28 7 / 2014

(Source: lydia-martins, via gnarradical)

28 7 / 2014

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via asian)

28 7 / 2014

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

(Source: ramblers-ghost, via benjamin--unbutton)

28 7 / 2014

28 7 / 2014

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28 7 / 2014

richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

(via dicketysplit)

28 7 / 2014

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via superluminalflower)

28 7 / 2014

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28 7 / 2014

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